The Flight Attendant

The aeroplane departed on time. Domenico, as usual, chose an aisle seat so he could stretch his legs.

Just as the air hostess was about to serve dinner, the aeroplane started to experience small jolts, that became increasingly severe. The food trolleys were swiftly stowed, and the turbulence got worse. Loose objects were flying through the air. Domenico felt his stomach turn, a tremor ran through his body, and he thought he was going to faint.

Ten minutes later, calm was restored, and the flight stabilised. The air hostess came back with her trolley and, picking up a tray in each hand, she asked him with a friendly smile, “Chicken or pasta…?”

“A sick bag, please!” replied Domenico, covering his mouth and trying to stay as still as possible.